THE FIRST QUESTION!!!

*horn blaring*   *whooping and hollering*    *multiple balloons falling from ceiling*

Congratulations to MOLLY, my very first* Question-Asker!  As an award, I offer Molly a link to something that she will, undoubtedly, love... REWARD!

Now, to answer her question: Molly asked me how to post a question on my blog via posting a question on my blog.  As Molly initially suspected, her reckless Catch-22 has created a medium-sized tear in the space-time continuum just outside of my living room window.  Though the tear is quickly sucking me into a limbo-ish void, it has allowed me to view the truths behind many of times greatest mysteries, among them: aliens designed, but didn't build, the pyramids; Jimmy Hoffa is buried under Yankee Stadium along with $56,000 cash (Gherig's number); Alyssa Milano was, in fact, the worst actress to ever win an Oscar for Best Actress.

Any and all who enter here, you may ask me questions by commenting on my blog, e-mailing me, Facebook messaging me, or shooting me a text (if you're so lucky as to have my contact info, of course).  I will reply as ephemerally as possible.

*Paul of the "Ode on a Paul-ian Urn" alleges that he was the first person to both post a comment and ask a question, but apparently lacks the Interweb wherewithal to successfully execute this task.  If ever he discovers the way to accomplish such a difficult chore, I will reward him as well.  Cross your fingers for him, everyone..... PAUL! PAUL! PAUL!