Mother Mary, My Music, and Many More M's

Morgen!  This midday-matter was mentioned by Mother Mary (of Miles and Mary) pictured HERE on what I must imagine to be her matrimonial vacation.  She asks:

1) What's your favorite band and song?
2) Why?
3) Can you write a song about me? (Keep it clean; I'm a mom now!)

1)  Similar to the favorite ice cream question posted earlier, this question is tricky to answer.  My favorite songs have ranged from "When My Time Comes" by Dawes, to "Yesterday" by The Beatles, to "Frere Jacque" by Charles LeBouc, to "Yesterday" by Boyz II Men -- and that was just last week.   I find that my musical decisions are solely based on:
     A) My current life situation;
     B) My emotional stability
As of this very moment, I am currently A) typing and B) stable, so THIS is my favorite band and song.  Just imagine my face on that other guy's face and you have successfully pictured what I looked like at this very moment.

2) Because a long, long time ago, there was some sort of massive explosion or some sort of spiritual deity or some combination of the two (IMAGE) that began all things; X amount of millennium later, I was born with the overwhelming power of free will combined with a fairly noticeable lack in taste.

3) Of course I can, Ms. Mary.  The only milieu that I need to set for my dear readers is that I have yet to meet your young Finnegan due to the fact that I have simply been MIA to Miles and you (see: bad friend).  Therefore, this is going to be a song about Finnegan set to the tune of "Kilgany Mountain (Whiskey in the Jar)."  It will help to listen to THIS while reading through the lyrics.

Finnegan the Tiny (Baby Superstar)

     As I was goin' walkin'... around the Facebook Mountain,
     I noticed there was news a-springin' forth from Youth's Fountain.
     The fifth of March of this year, my friends had had a child.
     This tiny, Irish bundle left me awe-struck and beguiled (Hope that I... can meet... him soon...).
     
     (CHORUS)
     Miles is the Daddy-O
     Mary is the Mommy-O
     Finn's a baby superstar.

Thanks for the questions, Mary!  And to those of you who were counting: including the title of today's post and this last, tiny section, I have used 78 individual "M's" in this post.  Make that 80.

Stay tuned for the next post which involves questions surrounding cloning, morality, and boating!  (81)